Friends and Lovers

It's all coming up roses, kid.

galifianafuck:

currently in baker street….

meanwhile in america

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via mrs-ironman)

Benedict Cumberbatch. Third wheel.

Benedict Cumberbatch. Third wheel.

perfectbenny:

Ben in Coney Island! Supposedly this guy is a “dear pal” of Ben’s. Which means not paparazzi’d. Which means no guilt in sharing these! [x|x|x]

richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you

(via mrs-ironman)